Piece Of Rope Walks Into A Bar

A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

Piece of rope walks into a bar.

Get the hell outta here the piece of rope leaves. The bartender takes one look at him and says you re kidding right. The bartender says hey buddy we don t serve your kind here dejected the rope leaves. A piece of rope walks into a bar.

Then he pulls out a gun fires it in the air and heads for the door. Twine cord thread strand rope series sequence wire bead draw chain train arrange set up string up string along violin contrabass cello necklace viola tie fiddle guitar double bass number two chord four trio seven five. The bartender says sorry mate we don t serve pieces of string in here get lost upset the piece of string walks out the door. We don t serve your kind here so the piece of rop.

A man walks into a bar on a friday evening. A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Bartender says hey aren t you the same piece of rope that i just kicked out of here rope says no i m a frayed knot. Not pleased with his appearance he takes a comb and combs out his ends.

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. A sudden thought strikes him. Outside he ties himself into a knot frays his ends and walks back into the bar. He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter.

A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks at him and says get out we don t serve ropes in here the rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. He tells the bartender i d like three shots of your finest irish whiskey please the bartender lines the three shots up for him the gent pays for his drinks enjoys the whiskeys and leaves without another word. Hey shouts the bartender but the panda yells back i m a panda.

A rope walks into a bar sits down orders a drink. The bartender stops him and says hey. A length of rope walks into a bar. He stands up straight he s nice and clean his end is cut nice and clean across like a crew cut.

He walks up to the bar and orders a drink. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up. A piece of rope walks into the bar and calls for the bartender and says hey bartender give me a drink the bartender acknowledges the rope but as he s handing him the drink stops suddenly and says get out of my bar.